So a man walks into a bar and sees this guy at a table with a huge lighter.

He’s says “wow, where did you get the lighter from, it’s BIG.”

The guy responds ” I got it from the genie in that lamp on the table.”

The man grabs the lamp and rubs it.

A genie pops out,” I will grant you one wish.”

The man says “I want a million bucks.”

“Your wish is granted” says the genie, and disappears.

Moments later, the bar fills up with a million ducks.

“I didn’t ask for a million ducks!?!” Exclaimed the man.

The guy looks up at him and says “do you think I asked him for a huge Bic?”